:spawn Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :drinkup

:cool-as-a It was so cold :question

:thumbsup A. Frosted Flakes :feels-hot

:GFYBand the town flasher ran up and described himself. :rainfro

:girl Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :sadcrying

:spawn What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :hi

:drinkup A. An airbag. :zzwhip

:arcadefre Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? :zzwhip

:Oh crap A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :Note

:cool-as-a A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :1orglaugh

:xomunch For sale : Twin beds :arcadefre

:stoned A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :2 cents:

:mad: How do you tell an old man? :repuke

:Graucho Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :sleep

:glugglug It isn't hard. :tongue:

:tongue: A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :GFYBand

:mad: An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :stop

:stop Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :NopeNope

:Buck: so she took them to the taxodermist :GFYBand

:waaaaahh A. Bobbing for chips. :Graucho

:tongue: 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :waaaaahh

:Graucho A. Brain tumor. :thefinger

:NopeNope Because it would look silly with six inches. :Graucho

:moon Anatomy is something everybody's got :tongue:

:ak47: A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :smokin

:321GFY but sure looks better on a woman. :321GFY

:hi Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :ticking

:sadcrying What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :1orglaugh

:eek2 Darling. :thefinger

:stop Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :eatmouse

:321GFY Because they deserve them. :fart

:karaoke A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :321GFY

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:ak47: Why did the punk cross the road? :ugone2far

:arcadefre Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :thumbsup

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:hi Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :rasta

:eek7 A. "Way to go team!" :mad:

:Note How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :stop