:Buck: A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :Oh crap

:BangBang: smokey

:eek7 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :disgust

:NopeNope one hardly used. :winkwink:

:spawn How do you tell an old man? :hi

:Note It isn't hard. :GFYBand

:boid An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :Graucho

:tongue: so she took them to the taxodermist :tongue:

:BangBang: the bear

:disgust Why does an elephant have four feet? :repuke

:karaoke Because it would look silly with six inches. :eatmouse

:Grrrrrr Anatomy is something everybody's got :question

:sleep but sure looks better on a woman. :stop

:waaaaahh What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :arcadefre

:mad: Why do women get periods? :uhoh

Cool jokes! :1orglaugh

:Note Why did the punk cross the road? :sadcrying

:boid How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :uhoh

:rainfro Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :BangBang:

:spawn There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :1orglaugh

:2 cents: Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :thumbsup

:321GFY Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :ak47:

:Oh crap A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :pimp