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:winkwink: Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :stoned
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Even though its killin me
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:smokin A. Because they have blond boyfriends :warning
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Bad vibes fillin me
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:1orglaugh Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :Note
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With thoughts of conspiricy
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well... this is a fun way to spend a few hours :(
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:Oh crap Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :1orglaugh
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon. |
White Water scandals with Bill Clinton Hilary
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:feels-hot A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :warning
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Too hot to handle
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off. |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Well put together to dismantle
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:smokin A. A blow job with handlebars :question
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Fucka, you heard me?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you refer to your beer gut as 'the old tool shed.' |
Excuse me as I kiss the sky
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i win :thumbsup
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:rasta A. A golden retriever. :2 cents:
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard. |
Catch me when I fall son I'm too young to die
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:disgust Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :tongue:
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your boots cost more than your wedding ring.:) |
If you don't know, you never know me
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:Hollering A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :hi
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever vacationed in a rest area. |
Boost the birdie
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:thefinger Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :Buck:
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Ayyo, I got 360 degrees of self, that's mind body and spirit
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:girl A. It has a stamp on it. :waaaaahh
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120 degrees a piece
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We gon' break it down into simple terms
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:hi Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :eek2
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sddsdssds
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K I'm done here.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you always thought 'Guns and Roses' was something you get for your anniversary. |
dsfsddsdssd
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:NopeNope A. A wine and cheese party! :arcadefre
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