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:mad: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :smokin
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:drinkup A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :321GFY
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Wow and here we go again!!
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:Grrrrrr Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :feels-hot
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:Grrrrrr Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :thefinger
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:tongue: A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :thumbsup
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:eek2 Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap? :tongue:
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:girl A: A box full. :repuke
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:drinkup A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs. :fart
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great last post.. hope you win.. LOL
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:Graucho A: Underweight. :smokin
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:mad: Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :waaaaahh
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:eek7 A: Anorexic :ticking
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just go for it Jolly
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:NopeNope A: She didn't have the balls. :helpme
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:Buck: Q: What's a 79 ? :stoned
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once again.. hope you win
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:ugone2far A: 69 with a ten cent meal tax. :stop
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okay what is 79
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:mad: Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? :sleep
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:glugglug A: 45 lbs. :thumbsup
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:spawn Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? :eatmouse
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haha some of these jokes are great. keep posting them
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:eatmouse A: 45 minutes. :D
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:pimp Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? :evil-laug
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:Kissmy Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? :warning
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:angel A: $3.99 a minute. :xomunch
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:pimp Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? :repuke
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:2 cents: Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead? :2 cents:
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:NopeNope A: The sex is the same but you get the remote. :Buck:
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:question Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage :pimp
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:Oh crap Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you :cool-as-a
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:fart what have you done wrong? :stoned
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:fart A: Made her chain too long. :Kissmy
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:BangBang: Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? :Grrrrrr
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:stop Q. Why are men like public toilets? :glugglug
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:321GFY A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of crap :angel
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:mad: Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? :sleep
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:Hollering A. If you lay them properly the first time :pimp
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