A. Open 24 hours a day. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. To feed the toilet duck! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

:1orglaugh

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. practice. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

why?

:helpme

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. To cover the valve stem. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. It takes too long to retrain them. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Ok, time for lunch. Later.:1orglaugh

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. They spread for the bread. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.

:1orglaugh

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..."
Steven Wright.

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.