Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
:Graucho

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx.

Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

:1orglaugh :Graucho

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LOLOLOLOLOL

Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
A. Footlongs :1orglaugh :warning

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.

Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer! :Graucho :1orglaugh

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies. :Graucho :warning

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period. :1orglaugh :warning :Graucho

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out. :Graucho

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends! :warning :Graucho

Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. :1orglaugh :glugglug

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Damn !!!
Talk about posting with a vengeance !!!!!

Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Padres and a Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck! :Graucho :thumbsup

oooooh :glugglug

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella.

Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
A. Lite & Easy :Graucho

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.

Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery :1orglaugh :Graucho :glugglug

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Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off. :glugglug :thumbsup

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

Post till you drop... :1orglaugh

Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock. :Graucho

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving.

Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.


hehehe :Graucho :1orglaugh

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.

:Graucho :warning :Graucho