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Old 05-22-2004, 02:29 AM   #6801
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:29 AM   #6802
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A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:29 AM   #6803
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:30 AM   #6804
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Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:30 AM   #6805
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #6806
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It's ass.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #6807
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #6808
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #6809
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what have you done wrong?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:32 AM   #6810
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What's brown and sticky?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:32 AM   #6811
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:33 AM   #6812
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:33 AM   #6813
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Q. Why are men like public toilets?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:34 AM   #6814
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shut it smokey
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:34 AM   #6815
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:35 AM   #6816
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A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of crap
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:35 AM   #6817
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:36 AM   #6818
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:36 AM   #6819
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It was so cold
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:36 AM   #6820
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:36 AM   #6821
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A. If you lay them properly the first time
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #6822
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #6823
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #6824
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #6825
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you can walk all over them for life
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:38 AM   #6826
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:39 AM   #6827
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A. They can't stand criticism.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:39 AM   #6828
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For sale : Twin beds
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:40 AM   #6829
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How do you tell an old man?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:40 AM   #6830
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:40 AM   #6831
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:41 AM   #6832
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:42 AM   #6833
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:43 AM   #6834
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caring and good-looking?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:43 AM   #6835
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:44 AM   #6836
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:44 AM   #6837
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Anatomy is something everybody's got
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:44 AM   #6838
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:44 AM   #6839
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A. A padded headboard.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:45 AM   #6840
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:46 AM   #6841
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Darling.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:46 AM   #6842
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A. Because men fake foreplay.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:47 AM   #6843
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:47 AM   #6844
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:D Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:47 AM   #6845
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Why do women get periods?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:47 AM   #6846
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Because they deserve them.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:48 AM   #6847
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Why did the punk cross the road?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:48 AM   #6848
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A. After a year
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:49 AM   #6849
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:49 AM   #6850
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the dog is still excited to see you.
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