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Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:38 PM

Darling.

digifan · 05-21-2004, 08:39 PM

Huh this htread will die with gfy only

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:39 PM

Why do women get periods?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:40 PM

Because they deserve them.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:40 PM

Why did the punk cross the road?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:41 PM

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 08:41 PM

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:41 PM

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:42 PM

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:43 PM

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:43 PM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:44 PM

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:44 PM

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:45 PM

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 08:45 PM

not much going on here tonight, except a bunch o whorin

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:46 PM

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:46 PM

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

Saint Nick · 05-21-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Huh this htread will die with gfy only

hehehe

LadyD · 05-21-2004, 08:46 PM

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:47 PM

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

ModelPerfect · 05-21-2004, 08:47 PM

I win. No one else needs to post.

digifan · 05-21-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The ßear
There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Nice one

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:48 PM

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:48 PM

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:49 PM

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

digifan · 05-21-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
I win. No one else needs to post.

Not sure if Smokey agrees..

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:50 PM

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:50 PM

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:50 PM

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:51 PM

What's brown and sticky?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:52 PM

A stick.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:52 PM

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 08:53 PM

Rick James is a badass!! His jams are priceless

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:53 PM

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:54 PM

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:54 PM

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

digifan · 05-21-2004, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The ßear
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

I'd say beware of the pitbulls...

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 08:55 PM

I shoulda started posting here a long time ago

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:55 PM

It was so cold

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:56 PM

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:56 PM

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:57 PM

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 08:57 PM

george lopez is hilarious

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 08:58 PM

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:58 PM

Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 08:59 PM

How do you tell an old man?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 09:00 PM

It isn't hard.

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 09:01 PM

This thread is literally never going to end, there are like 7 postbots going nuts here lol

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 09:01 PM

so she took them to the taxodermist

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 09:01 PM

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

05-21-2004, 08:39 PM	#6002
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05-21-2004, 08:38 PM	#6001
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Darling.

05-21-2004, 08:39 PM	#6003
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why do women get periods?

05-21-2004, 08:40 PM	#6004
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because they deserve them.

05-21-2004, 08:40 PM	#6005
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why did the punk cross the road?

05-21-2004, 08:41 PM	#6006
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

05-21-2004, 08:41 PM	#6007
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

05-21-2004, 08:41 PM	#6008
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

05-21-2004, 08:42 PM	#6009
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

05-21-2004, 08:43 PM	#6011
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-21-2004, 08:44 PM	#6013
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

05-21-2004, 08:45 PM	#6014
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

05-21-2004, 08:45 PM	#6015
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	not much going on here tonight, except a bunch o whorin

05-21-2004, 08:46 PM	#6016
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

05-21-2004, 08:46 PM	#6019
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05-21-2004, 08:47 PM	#6020
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

05-21-2004, 08:48 PM	#6023
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"His ignorance is encyclopedic" __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 08:48 PM	#6024
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

05-21-2004, 08:49 PM	#6025
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

05-21-2004, 08:50 PM	#6027
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

05-21-2004, 08:50 PM	#6028
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

05-21-2004, 08:50 PM	#6029
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"If a man does his best, what else is there?" __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 08:51 PM	#6030
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What's brown and sticky?

05-21-2004, 08:52 PM	#6031
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A stick.

05-21-2004, 08:52 PM	#6032
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 08:53 PM	#6033
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	Rick James is a badass!! His jams are priceless

05-21-2004, 08:53 PM	#6034
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

05-21-2004, 08:54 PM	#6035
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

05-21-2004, 08:54 PM	#6036
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 08:55 PM	#6038
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	I shoulda started posting here a long time ago

05-21-2004, 08:55 PM	#6039
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	It was so cold