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05-21-2004, 08:16 PM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:16 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-21-2004, 08:16 PM
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 Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:17 PM
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 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:17 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:17 PM
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 Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:18 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:18 PM
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 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember  |
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05-21-2004, 08:18 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:19 PM
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 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:20 PM
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 The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:20 PM
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 The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :D |
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05-21-2004, 08:21 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:21 PM
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 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' |
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05-21-2004, 08:21 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:21 PM
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I am probably spamming
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Do what you know you should. |
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05-21-2004, 08:22 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:22 PM
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:23 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:23 PM
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:24 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:24 PM
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 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:24 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:25 PM
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 What's brown and sticky?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:25 PM
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Guess this thread will die.
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05-21-2004, 08:25 PM
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A stick.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:25 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:26 PM
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 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? |
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05-21-2004, 08:26 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:27 PM
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05-21-2004, 08:27 PM
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 I'd cross the hottest desert  |
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05-21-2004, 08:27 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:28 PM
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It was so cold |
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05-21-2004, 08:28 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:29 PM
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 the town flasher ran up and described himself.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:29 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:30 PM
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 What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:30 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:31 PM
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 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:31 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:31 PM
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For sale : Twin beds |
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05-21-2004, 08:32 PM
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 one hardly used. |
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05-21-2004, 08:32 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:33 PM
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How do you tell an old man?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:33 PM
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 It isn't hard.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:34 PM
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 so she took them to the taxodermist |
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05-21-2004, 08:36 PM
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Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:37 PM
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Anatomy is something everybody's got |
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05-21-2004, 08:37 PM
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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
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05-21-2004, 08:37 PM
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but sure looks better on a woman. |
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