:evil-laug A stick. :repuke

:question What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :tongue:

:sleep I'd cross the hottest desert :eek2

:1orglaugh It was so cold :Grrrrrr

:Grrrrrr the town flasher ran up and described himself. :waaaaahh

:mad: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :winkwink:

:boid A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :eatmouse

:rainfro For sale : Twin beds :GFYBand

:drinkup one hardly used. :stoned

:321GFY How do you tell an old man? :smokin

stfu :321GFY

:stoned It isn't hard. :spawn

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

:uhoh An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :eatmouse

the Train Man on the Matrix is an ugly son of a bitch

:girl so she took them to the taxodermist :rainfro

"This book fills a much-needed gap."

:waaaaahh 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :eek2

:uhoh Why does an elephant have four feet? :eek2

yo yo

:disgust Because it would look silly with six inches. :eek2

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

:Grrrrrr Anatomy is something everybody's got :boid

:Hollering but sure looks better on a woman. :Note

:sleep Darling. :feels-hot

:karaoke Why do women get periods? :thumbsup

:drinkup Why did the punk cross the road? :warning

:thumbsup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :zzwhip

:drinkup Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :boid

:2 cents: There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :Note

:glugglug Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :glugglug

:eatmouse A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :GFYBand

:glugglug The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :cool-as-a

:cool-as-a The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :rasta

knock knock

:glugglug The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :angel

I refuse to read this entire thread.

:ticking 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :stoned

:smokin What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :moon

hope is an indulgance I don't have time for