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:glugglug It's ass. :eatmouse
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
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MY GOD!!
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:warning A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :eyecrazy
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tribe called quest
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:NopeNope What's brown and sticky? :smokin
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
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lords of the underground
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"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
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:drinkup What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :Buck:
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tim dogg
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:eyecrazy I'd cross the hottest desert :arcadefre
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
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:helpme You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :NopeNope
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x clan
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:feels-hot It was so cold :question
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"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
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:helpme What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :question
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:GFYBand A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :NopeNope
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ground hog day
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:repuke For sale : Twin beds :Graucho
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"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
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:xomunch one hardly used. :evil-laug
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tin cup
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:Note How do you tell an old man? :eek2
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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:cool-as-a An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :zzwhip
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mad max
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"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
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:eatmouse so she took them to the taxodermist :Hollering
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:helpme Why does an elephant have four feet? :Oh crap
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happy gilmore
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
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:Hollering Because it would look silly with six inches. :eyecrazy
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nightmare on elm street
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:eek7 but sure looks better on a woman. :question
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
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:zzwhip What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :waaaaahh
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16 candles
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