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05-21-2004, 07:20 PM
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 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:21 PM
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This thread is whacked. I'm just here burning time until i leave for vegas baby!!!
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05-21-2004, 07:21 PM
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 Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:21 PM
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05-21-2004, 07:21 PM
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can't let HIM WIN
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Good ol Saint Nick 
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05-21-2004, 07:22 PM
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 we can make a lot of money.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:23 PM
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 Because they deserve them.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:23 PM
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 Q. How does a blonde part their hair?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:24 PM
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 Because he was stapled to the chickens back.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:24 PM
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 Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:25 PM
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 Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:25 PM
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they haven't met!  |
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05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'  |
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05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. |
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05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember |
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05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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 Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:27 PM
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A. Humpme Dumpme  |
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05-21-2004, 07:27 PM
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 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-21-2004, 07:28 PM
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 Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? |
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05-21-2004, 07:28 PM
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' |
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05-21-2004, 07:29 PM
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 Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? |
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05-21-2004, 07:29 PM
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 The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' |
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05-21-2004, 07:30 PM
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 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' |
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05-21-2004, 07:30 PM
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:31 PM
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'  |
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05-21-2004, 07:31 PM
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? |
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05-21-2004, 07:31 PM
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 Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? |
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05-21-2004, 07:32 PM
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 It's ass. |
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05-21-2004, 07:32 PM
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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:32 PM
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:33 PM
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 A. Because everyone gets a turn. |
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05-21-2004, 07:33 PM
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What's brown and sticky?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:33 PM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? |
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05-21-2004, 07:34 PM
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 A stick. |
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05-21-2004, 07:34 PM
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A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |
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05-21-2004, 07:34 PM
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:35 PM
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 Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? |
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05-21-2004, 07:35 PM
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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:35 PM
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A. The more you bang it |
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05-21-2004, 07:36 PM
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.  |
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05-21-2004, 07:36 PM
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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It was so cold |
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05-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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 A. Frosted Flakes |
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05-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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the town flasher ran up and described himself. |
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05-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? |
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05-21-2004, 07:38 PM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-21-2004, 07:38 PM
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A. An airbag. |
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05-21-2004, 07:39 PM
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? |
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05-21-2004, 07:39 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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05-21-2004, 07:39 PM
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. |
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