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05-21-2004, 12:17 PM
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
He gulps it down, and asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?". The bartender answers, "For you, no charge"!
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05-21-2004, 12:17 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:17 PM
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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My beautiful wife is unfaithful to me. Every Friday night, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's Bar?"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:17 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:19 PM
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Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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05-21-2004, 12:19 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"
The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!" The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please" The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a library!" The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!
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05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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 A. Because everyone gets a turn. |
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05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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Screw this I give up
for now  Ill try back later I guess |
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05-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None it should be open when the woman brings it.
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05-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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Yo moma is just like a big mac... full of fat and only worth a buck!
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05-21-2004, 12:22 PM
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 A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |
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05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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Q.What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck
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05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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A. The more you bang it  |
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05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
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05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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the looser it gets!  |
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05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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Am I the last one yet?
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05-21-2004, 12:24 PM
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Q. What's the difference between a blond and a brick?
A. When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around
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05-21-2004, 12:24 PM
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane who would hit the ground first?
A.The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
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05-21-2004, 12:24 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:25 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:25 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:26 PM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A. The blonde works in the dark
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05-21-2004, 12:26 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:26 PM
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Q. What does a blonde an a computer have in common?
A. You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.
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05-21-2004, 12:27 PM
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.  |
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05-21-2004, 12:27 PM
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 Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? |
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05-21-2004, 12:27 PM
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Ok the contest is over I was told I was the last person
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05-21-2004, 12:28 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:29 PM
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 A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. |
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05-21-2004, 12:29 PM
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Q. What Do you get when you put a blonde in a freezer?
A. A frosted Flake
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05-21-2004, 12:30 PM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking
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05-21-2004, 12:30 PM
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:30 PM
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Q. What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A. Once there on their back they're screwed.
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05-21-2004, 12:30 PM
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A. Bobbing for chips. |
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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Three blondes walk into a building... Damn, you would think at least one of them saw it.
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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Wow Jolly Rancher really wants to win this. lol
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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that's funny!
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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Q. What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature, blondes don't.
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05-21-2004, 12:31 PM
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A. Brain tumor. |
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05-21-2004, 12:32 PM
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Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I'm here for a urine test."
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