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#2401 |
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#2402 |
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
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#2403 |
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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#2404 |
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
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#2405 |
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A. Humpme Dumpme
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#2406 |
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
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#2407 |
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A. More leg-room!
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#2408 |
Ryde or Die
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werd
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#2409 |
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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
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#2410 |
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
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#2411 |
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A. Fertilized
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#2412 |
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
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#2413 |
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A. More headroom
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#2414 |
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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
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#2415 |
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A. Because everyone gets a turn.
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#2416 |
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
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#2417 |
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A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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#2418 |
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
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#2419 |
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A. The more you bang it
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#2421 |
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the looser it gets!
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#2422 |
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
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#2423 |
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A. Frosted Flakes
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#2424 |
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
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#2425 |
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A. An airbag.
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#2426 |
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
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#2427 |
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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#2428 |
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
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#2429 |
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#2430 |
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
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#2431 |
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
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#2432 |
o.g. spammer
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do i win?
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#2433 |
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
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#2434 |
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
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#2435 |
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A. Bobbing for chips.
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#2436 |
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
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#2437 |
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
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#2438 |
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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#2439 |
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
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#2440 |
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
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#2441 |
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
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#2442 |
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!
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#2443 |
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
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#2444 |
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A. "Way to go team!"
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#2445 |
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
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#2446 |
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A. FULL
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#2447 |
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
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#2448 |
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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#2449 |
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
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#2450 |
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
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