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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:24 AM

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:25 AM

A. The joystick is wet.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:25 AM

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:26 AM

A. To keep their ankles warm.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:27 AM

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

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J. Swing · 05-21-2004, 01:27 AM

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:27 AM

A. An interpreter.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:28 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:28 AM

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:29 AM

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:30 AM

A. She sold her car for it...

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:30 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:31 AM

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:32 AM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:33 AM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:33 AM

A. Their both empty from the neck up

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:34 AM

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:34 AM

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:35 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:36 AM

A. A blow job with handlebars

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:36 AM

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:37 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:38 AM

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:39 AM

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:39 AM

A. It has a stamp on it.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:40 AM

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:40 AM

A. A wine and cheese party!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:42 AM

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:42 AM

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:43 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:44 AM

A. Oh no

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:45 AM

I'm going to fall again!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:45 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:46 AM

A. There is white out on the screen.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:46 AM

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:47 AM

A. Open 24 hours a day.

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Mikey_219Inc · 05-21-2004, 01:48 AM

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:48 AM

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:48 AM

A. To feed the toilet duck!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:49 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

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Reak · 05-21-2004, 01:49 AM

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:49 AM

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:50 AM

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:51 AM

A. practice.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:51 AM

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:52 AM

A. To cover the valve stem.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:52 AM

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:53 AM

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:54 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

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05-21-2004, 01:24 AM	#2851
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? *-

05-21-2004, 01:25 AM	#2852
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The joystick is wet. *-

05-21-2004, 01:25 AM	#2853
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05-21-2004, 01:26 AM	#2854
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To keep their ankles warm. *-

05-21-2004, 01:27 AM	#2855
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05-21-2004, 01:27 AM	#2856
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05-21-2004, 01:27 AM	#2857
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. An interpreter. *-

05-21-2004, 01:28 AM	#2858
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? *-

05-21-2004, 01:28 AM	#2859
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. *-

05-21-2004, 01:29 AM	#2860
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? *-

05-21-2004, 01:30 AM	#2861
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. She sold her car for it... *-

05-21-2004, 01:30 AM	#2862
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? *-

05-21-2004, 01:31 AM	#2863
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. "Are you sure it's mine?" *-

05-21-2004, 01:32 AM	#2864
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because they have blond boyfriends *-

05-21-2004, 01:33 AM	#2865
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 01:33 AM	#2866
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Their both empty from the neck up *-

05-21-2004, 01:34 AM	#2867
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 01:34 AM	#2868
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. *-

05-21-2004, 01:35 AM	#2869
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? *-

05-21-2004, 01:36 AM	#2870
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A blow job with handlebars *-

05-21-2004, 01:36 AM	#2871
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? *-

05-21-2004, 01:37 AM	#2872
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? *-

05-21-2004, 01:38 AM	#2873
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. *-

05-21-2004, 01:39 AM	#2874
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? *-

05-21-2004, 01:39 AM	#2875
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. It has a stamp on it. *-

05-21-2004, 01:40 AM	#2876
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? *-

05-21-2004, 01:40 AM	#2877
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A wine and cheese party! *-

05-21-2004, 01:42 AM	#2878
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. *-

05-21-2004, 01:42 AM	#2879
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? *-

05-21-2004, 01:43 AM	#2880
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? *-