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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:22 AM

A. Fertilized

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CAHEK · 05-21-2004, 05:23 AM

ban him

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:23 AM

A. More headroom

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:25 AM

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:25 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:26 AM

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:27 AM

A. The more you bang it

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:28 AM

the looser it gets!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:28 AM

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:29 AM

A. Frosted Flakes

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:29 AM

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:30 AM

A. An airbag.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:31 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:31 AM

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:32 AM

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:32 AM

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:33 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:34 AM

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:35 AM

A. Bobbing for chips.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:36 AM

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:36 AM

A. Brain tumor.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:37 AM

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:38 AM

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:38 AM

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:39 AM

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:40 AM

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:41 AM

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:41 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:42 AM

A. FULL

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:43 AM

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:43 AM

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:44 AM

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

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bringer · 05-21-2004, 05:45 AM

i farted

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:45 AM

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:46 AM

A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:46 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:47 AM

A. Pregnant

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:47 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:49 AM

A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:49 AM

A. Butter is difficult to spread.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:50 AM

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:51 AM

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:52 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:53 AM

A. A brunette with bad breath.

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Buff · 05-21-2004, 05:54 AM

Q. What do you call an idiot who keeps posting stupid blonde jokes?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:54 AM

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:55 AM

the easier they are to pick up.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:55 AM

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:56 AM

A. She opens the car door.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:56 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

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05-21-2004, 05:22 AM	#3351
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Fertilized *-

05-21-2004, 05:23 AM	#3353
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. More headroom *-

05-21-2004, 05:25 AM	#3354
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because everyone gets a turn. *-

05-21-2004, 05:25 AM	#3355
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? *-

05-21-2004, 05:26 AM	#3356
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 05:27 AM	#3357
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The more you bang it *-

05-21-2004, 05:28 AM	#3358
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	the looser it gets! *-

05-21-2004, 05:28 AM	#3359
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? *-

05-21-2004, 05:29 AM	#3360
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Frosted Flakes *-

05-21-2004, 05:29 AM	#3361
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? *-

05-21-2004, 05:30 AM	#3362
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. An airbag. *-

05-21-2004, 05:31 AM	#3363
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-

05-21-2004, 05:31 AM	#3364
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. *-

05-21-2004, 05:32 AM	#3365
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 05:32 AM	#3366
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. *-

05-21-2004, 05:33 AM	#3367
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-

05-21-2004, 05:34 AM	#3368
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-

05-21-2004, 05:35 AM	#3369
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Bobbing for chips. *-

05-21-2004, 05:36 AM	#3370
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-

05-21-2004, 05:36 AM	#3371
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Brain tumor. *-

05-21-2004, 05:37 AM	#3372
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. *-

05-21-2004, 05:38 AM	#3373
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" *-

05-21-2004, 05:38 AM	#3374
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

05-21-2004, 05:39 AM	#3375
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? *-

05-21-2004, 05:40 AM	#3376
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

05-21-2004, 05:41 AM	#3377
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? *-

05-21-2004, 05:41 AM	#3378
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? *-

05-21-2004, 05:42 AM	#3379
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. FULL *-

05-21-2004, 05:43 AM	#3380
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? *-

05-21-2004, 05:43 AM	#3381
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-