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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:29 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:29 AM

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:30 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:30 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:30 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:31 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:31 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:33 AM

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:33 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:34 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:34 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:34 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:35 AM

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:35 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:35 AM

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:36 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:36 AM

she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:36 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:37 AM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:37 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:37 AM

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:38 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:38 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:38 AM

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:39 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:40 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:40 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:41 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:41 AM

Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:42 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:42 AM

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:42 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:43 AM

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:43 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:43 AM

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:44 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:44 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:45 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:45 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:45 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:46 AM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:46 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:46 AM

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:47 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

05-21-2004, 04:29 AM	#3251
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.

05-21-2004, 04:29 AM	#3252
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

05-21-2004, 04:30 AM	#3253
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

05-21-2004, 04:30 AM	#3254
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

05-21-2004, 04:30 AM	#3255
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

05-21-2004, 04:31 AM	#3256
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! *-

05-21-2004, 04:31 AM	#3257
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

05-21-2004, 04:32 AM	#3258
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

05-21-2004, 04:32 AM	#3259
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! *-

05-21-2004, 04:32 AM	#3260
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

05-21-2004, 04:32 AM	#3261
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

05-21-2004, 04:33 AM	#3262
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

05-21-2004, 04:33 AM	#3263
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

05-21-2004, 04:34 AM	#3264
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. *-

05-21-2004, 04:34 AM	#3265
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

05-21-2004, 04:34 AM	#3266
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

05-21-2004, 04:35 AM	#3267
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV *-

05-21-2004, 04:35 AM	#3268
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."

05-21-2004, 04:35 AM	#3269
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication *-

05-21-2004, 04:36 AM	#3270
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."

05-21-2004, 04:36 AM	#3271
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she put "Hooked on Phonics." *-

05-21-2004, 04:36 AM	#3272
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

05-21-2004, 04:37 AM	#3273
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

05-21-2004, 04:37 AM	#3274
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

05-21-2004, 04:37 AM	#3275
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus *-

05-21-2004, 04:38 AM	#3276
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

05-21-2004, 04:38 AM	#3277
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

05-21-2004, 04:38 AM	#3278
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

05-21-2004, 04:39 AM	#3279
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-

05-21-2004, 04:40 AM	#3280
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. *-