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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:11 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:12 AM

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:12 AM

A. To feed the toilet duck!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:13 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:13 AM

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:13 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:14 AM

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:14 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:14 AM

A. practice.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:15 AM

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:16 AM

A. To cover the valve stem.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:16 AM

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:17 AM

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:18 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:18 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:19 AM

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:19 AM

A. They spread for the bread.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:20 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:20 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:21 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:21 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:21 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:22 AM

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:23 AM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:23 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:23 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:24 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:24 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:24 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:25 AM

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:25 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:25 AM

Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:26 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:26 AM

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:27 AM

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:28 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:28 AM

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

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05-21-2004, 04:10 AM	#3201
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05-21-2004, 04:10 AM	#3202
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05-21-2004, 04:11 AM	#3203
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05-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#3204
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

05-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#3205
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? *-

05-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#3206
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

05-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#3207
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To feed the toilet duck! *-

05-21-2004, 04:13 AM	#3208
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

05-21-2004, 04:13 AM	#3209
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. *-

05-21-2004, 04:13 AM	#3210
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

05-21-2004, 04:14 AM	#3211
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? *-

05-21-2004, 04:14 AM	#3212
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

05-21-2004, 04:14 AM	#3213
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. practice. *-

05-21-2004, 04:15 AM	#3214
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

05-21-2004, 04:15 AM	#3215
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? *-

05-21-2004, 04:15 AM	#3216
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

05-21-2004, 04:16 AM	#3217
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To cover the valve stem. *-

05-21-2004, 04:16 AM	#3218
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.

05-21-2004, 04:16 AM	#3219
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? *-

05-21-2004, 04:16 AM	#3220
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

05-21-2004, 04:17 AM	#3221
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. It takes too long to retrain them. *-

05-21-2004, 04:17 AM	#3222
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

05-21-2004, 04:18 AM	#3223
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05-21-2004, 04:18 AM	#3224
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

05-21-2004, 04:19 AM	#3225
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05-21-2004, 04:19 AM	#3226
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

05-21-2004, 04:19 AM	#3227
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

05-21-2004, 04:19 AM	#3228
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They spread for the bread. *-

05-21-2004, 04:20 AM	#3229
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

05-21-2004, 04:20 AM	#3230
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