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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:47 AM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:47 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:48 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Corleone · 05-21-2004, 04:48 AM

battle#?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:48 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:48 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:49 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:49 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:50 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:50 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:51 AM

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:52 AM

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:52 AM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:53 AM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:53 AM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:54 AM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:55 AM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:55 AM

I asked her what she was doing

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:56 AM

she said "Moving."

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:56 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:57 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:58 AM

DING!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:59 AM

she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:00 AM

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:02 AM

She said

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:02 AM

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:03 AM

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:04 AM

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:04 AM

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:05 AM

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:06 AM

she went home and got 16 friends

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:07 AM

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:08 AM

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:08 AM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:09 AM

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:10 AM

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:11 AM

but its cheap

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:12 AM

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:13 AM

A. Between the two of us

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:14 AM

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

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subreality · 05-21-2004, 05:15 AM

Posting in legendary thread

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:15 AM

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:16 AM

A. Nothing

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:16 AM

they haven't met!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:17 AM

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:17 AM

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:18 AM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:19 AM

A. Humpme Dumpme

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:20 AM

A. More leg-room!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:21 AM

A. They chip their teeth.

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05-21-2004, 05:15 AM	#3341
subreality Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 6	Posting in legendary thread __________________ x

05-21-2004, 04:47 AM	#3301
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

05-21-2004, 04:47 AM	#3302
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

05-21-2004, 04:48 AM	#3303
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

05-21-2004, 04:48 AM	#3304
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	battle#?

05-21-2004, 04:48 AM	#3305
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

05-21-2004, 04:48 AM	#3306
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

05-21-2004, 04:49 AM	#3307
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

05-21-2004, 04:49 AM	#3308
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."

05-21-2004, 04:50 AM	#3309
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. *-

05-21-2004, 04:50 AM	#3310
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

05-21-2004, 04:51 AM	#3311
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

05-21-2004, 04:52 AM	#3312
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! *-

05-21-2004, 04:52 AM	#3313
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

05-21-2004, 04:53 AM	#3314
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

05-21-2004, 04:53 AM	#3315
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

05-21-2004, 04:54 AM	#3316
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

05-21-2004, 04:55 AM	#3317
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

05-21-2004, 04:55 AM	#3318
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	I asked her what she was doing *-

05-21-2004, 04:56 AM	#3319
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she said "Moving." *-

05-21-2004, 04:56 AM	#3320
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

05-21-2004, 04:57 AM	#3321
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

05-21-2004, 04:58 AM	#3322
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	DING! *-

05-21-2004, 04:59 AM	#3323
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

05-21-2004, 05:00 AM	#3324
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

05-21-2004, 05:02 AM	#3325
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	She said *-

05-21-2004, 05:02 AM	#3326
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

05-21-2004, 05:03 AM	#3327
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

05-21-2004, 05:04 AM	#3328
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

05-21-2004, 05:04 AM	#3329
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-

05-21-2004, 05:05 AM	#3330
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-