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05-21-2004, 12:49 AM
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A. Frosted Flakes
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05-21-2004, 12:50 AM
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
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05-21-2004, 12:51 AM
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
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05-21-2004, 12:51 AM
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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05-21-2004, 12:52 AM
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oh funny blonde jokes ;)
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05-21-2004, 12:52 AM
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
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05-21-2004, 12:53 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
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05-21-2004, 12:54 AM
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
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05-21-2004, 12:55 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
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05-21-2004, 12:56 AM
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A. Bobbing for chips.
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05-21-2004, 12:56 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
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05-21-2004, 12:57 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Brain tumor.
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05-21-2004, 12:57 AM
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Confirmed User
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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holy fuckin bright sig.
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05-21-2004, 12:57 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
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05-21-2004, 12:58 AM
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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05-21-2004, 12:59 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
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05-21-2004, 01:00 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
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05-21-2004, 01:00 AM
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!
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05-21-2004, 01:01 AM
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Confirmed User
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OMG! This will never end!
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05-21-2004, 01:01 AM
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Location: Canada
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I just hope its not a joke...
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05-21-2004, 01:02 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
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05-21-2004, 01:03 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
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05-21-2004, 01:04 AM
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A. FULL
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05-21-2004, 01:05 AM
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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05-21-2004, 01:06 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
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05-21-2004, 01:07 AM
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
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05-21-2004, 01:07 AM
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
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05-21-2004, 01:08 AM
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
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05-21-2004, 01:09 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
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05-21-2004, 01:10 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747?
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05-21-2004, 01:11 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Butter is difficult to spread.
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05-21-2004, 01:12 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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05-21-2004, 01:12 AM
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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05-21-2004, 01:13 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
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05-21-2004, 01:14 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
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05-21-2004, 01:15 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. A brunette with bad breath.
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05-21-2004, 01:15 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
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05-21-2004, 01:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. The older they get
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05-21-2004, 01:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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the easier they are to pick up.
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05-21-2004, 01:17 AM
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
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05-21-2004, 01:18 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. She opens the car door.
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05-21-2004, 01:18 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
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05-21-2004, 01:19 AM
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
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05-21-2004, 01:19 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
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05-21-2004, 01:20 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Play ball!
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05-21-2004, 01:21 AM
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A. You always hear about them but never see them.
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05-21-2004, 01:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
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05-21-2004, 01:22 AM
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A. Cause it said concentrate.
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05-21-2004, 01:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
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05-21-2004, 01:24 AM
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
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