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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:21 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:21 AM

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:21 AM

A. Brain tumor.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:21 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:22 AM

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:22 AM

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:23 AM

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:23 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:23 AM

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:24 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:24 AM

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:24 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:25 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:25 AM

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:25 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:25 AM

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:26 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:26 AM

A. "Way to go team!"

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:26 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:27 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:27 AM

A. FULL

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:27 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:28 AM

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:28 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:28 AM

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:29 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:29 AM

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:29 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:30 AM

A. So she could lip read.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:30 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:30 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:31 AM

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:31 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:31 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:32 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:32 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:32 AM

A. Pregnant

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:33 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:33 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:33 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:34 AM

A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:34 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:34 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:35 AM

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

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Paul Waters · 05-21-2004, 03:35 AM

What say I come back and post on Christmas day?

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:35 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:35 AM

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:36 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

05-21-2004, 03:35 AM	#3097
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05-21-2004, 03:21 AM	#3051
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

05-21-2004, 03:21 AM	#3052
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-

05-21-2004, 03:21 AM	#3053
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Brain tumor. *-

05-21-2004, 03:21 AM	#3054
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks

05-21-2004, 03:22 AM	#3055
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05-21-2004, 03:22 AM	#3056
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.

05-21-2004, 03:22 AM	#3057
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. *-

05-21-2004, 03:22 AM	#3058
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

05-21-2004, 03:23 AM	#3059
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" *-

05-21-2004, 03:23 AM	#3060
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.

05-21-2004, 03:23 AM	#3061
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

05-21-2004, 03:24 AM	#3062
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

05-21-2004, 03:24 AM	#3063
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? *-

05-21-2004, 03:24 AM	#3064
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.

05-21-2004, 03:25 AM	#3065
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

05-21-2004, 03:25 AM	#3066
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

05-21-2004, 03:25 AM	#3067
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

05-21-2004, 03:25 AM	#3068
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05-21-2004, 03:26 AM	#3069
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

05-21-2004, 03:26 AM	#3070
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. "Way to go team!" *-

05-21-2004, 03:26 AM	#3071
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

05-21-2004, 03:27 AM	#3072
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.

05-21-2004, 03:27 AM	#3073
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. FULL *-

05-21-2004, 03:27 AM	#3074
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

05-21-2004, 03:28 AM	#3075
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05-21-2004, 03:28 AM	#3076
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

05-21-2004, 03:28 AM	#3077
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-

05-21-2004, 03:29 AM	#3078
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

05-21-2004, 03:29 AM	#3079
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05-21-2004, 03:29 AM	#3080
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