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born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:19 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:19 PM

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:21 PM

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:21 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:21 PM

Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:22 PM

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:22 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:22 PM

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:23 PM

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:24 PM

Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:24 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:24 PM

Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:25 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:25 PM

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:26 PM

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:26 PM

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:27 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:27 PM

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Serge Litehead · 05-20-2004, 09:27 PM

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:27 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:27 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:28 PM

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:28 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:28 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:29 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:30 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:30 PM

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:31 PM

Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 09:32 PM

Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:35 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

cosis · 05-20-2004, 09:36 PM

someone kill this thread

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:36 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

born4porn · 05-20-2004, 09:37 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

TheHitman · 05-20-2004, 09:42 PM

whats the difference between your momma and a bag of shit?

....the bag

skinnay · 05-20-2004, 09:45 PM

what do you call a fat chinese person?

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a chunk

JDog · 05-20-2004, 09:47 PM

Huh, I will add my name here!

jDoG

webmaster x · 05-20-2004, 10:44 PM

I knew it! this thread just won't die!

lux_interior · 05-20-2004, 10:48 PM

just lost TF's prize, maybe I can sneak under the radar on this one...yeah right!

Lux

Oncle_Benny · 05-20-2004, 10:50 PM

yo mama's so fat she's using a sleeping bag as a tampax

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:51 PM

A. The longer you play with them

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:52 PM

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:53 PM

A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:54 PM

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:55 PM

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:55 PM

A. A Klondike Bar

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:56 PM

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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05-20-2004, 09:19 PM	#2602
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:20 PM	#2604
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:20 PM	#2605
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:21 PM	#2607
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:21 PM	#2609
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:19 PM	#2601
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

05-20-2004, 09:20 PM	#2603
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

05-20-2004, 09:20 PM	#2606
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial

05-20-2004, 09:21 PM	#2608
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

05-20-2004, 09:22 PM	#2610
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:22 PM	#2611
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

05-20-2004, 09:22 PM	#2612
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:23 PM	#2613
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:24 PM	#2614
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:24 PM	#2615
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

05-20-2004, 09:24 PM	#2616
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:25 PM	#2617
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

05-20-2004, 09:25 PM	#2618
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:26 PM	#2619
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:26 PM	#2620
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#2621
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

05-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#2622
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#2623
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	lol

05-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#2624
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

05-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#2625
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:28 PM	#2626
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:28 PM	#2627
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

05-20-2004, 09:28 PM	#2628
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

05-20-2004, 09:29 PM	#2629
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:30 PM	#2630
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:30 PM	#2631
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:31 PM	#2632
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:32 PM	#2633
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof." __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 09:35 PM	#2634
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

05-20-2004, 09:36 PM	#2635
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,276	someone kill this thread