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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:57 PM

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:57 PM

Q. Why don't women wear watches?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:58 PM

A. There's a clock on the stove!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:58 PM

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 10:59 PM

Eggs

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:00 PM

Wife

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:00 PM

Blowjob?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:01 PM

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:01 PM

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:02 PM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:03 PM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:04 PM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:05 PM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:06 PM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:07 PM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:08 PM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:09 PM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:10 PM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:11 PM

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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Argoz · 05-20-2004, 11:11 PM

i hate your sig...

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:12 PM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:12 PM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:13 PM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:14 PM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:14 PM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:15 PM

she said "Moving."

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:16 PM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:18 PM

DING!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:18 PM

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:19 PM

she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:20 PM

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:21 PM

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said

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merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 11:22 PM

Any predictions when we'll get tired of this?

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:22 PM

She said

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:23 PM

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:24 PM

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:24 PM

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:25 PM

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:25 PM

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:27 PM

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:28 PM

she ran outside with a spoon

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:28 PM

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:29 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:30 PM

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:32 PM

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:33 PM

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:33 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:34 PM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:34 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:36 PM

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

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05-20-2004, 11:11 PM	#2670
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05-20-2004, 11:22 PM	#2683
merlin77 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vancouver,BC Posts: 546	Any predictions when we'll get tired of this? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-20-2004, 10:57 PM	#2651
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. "How do you breath through something so small?" *-

05-20-2004, 10:57 PM	#2652
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why don't women wear watches? *-

05-20-2004, 10:58 PM	#2653
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. There's a clock on the stove! *-

05-20-2004, 10:58 PM	#2654
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat *-

05-20-2004, 10:59 PM	#2655
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Eggs *-

05-20-2004, 11:00 PM	#2656
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Wife *-

05-20-2004, 11:00 PM	#2657
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Blowjob? *-

05-20-2004, 11:01 PM	#2658
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. *-

05-20-2004, 11:01 PM	#2659
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

05-20-2004, 11:02 PM	#2660
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

05-20-2004, 11:03 PM	#2661
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

05-20-2004, 11:04 PM	#2662
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

05-20-2004, 11:05 PM	#2663
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

05-20-2004, 11:06 PM	#2664
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

05-20-2004, 11:07 PM	#2665
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

05-20-2004, 11:08 PM	#2666
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

05-20-2004, 11:09 PM	#2667
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

05-20-2004, 11:10 PM	#2668
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

05-20-2004, 11:11 PM	#2669
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

05-20-2004, 11:12 PM	#2671
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

05-20-2004, 11:12 PM	#2672
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

05-20-2004, 11:13 PM	#2673
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

05-20-2004, 11:14 PM	#2674
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

05-20-2004, 11:14 PM	#2675
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

05-20-2004, 11:15 PM	#2676
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she said "Moving." *-

05-20-2004, 11:16 PM	#2677
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

05-20-2004, 11:18 PM	#2678
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	DING! *-

05-20-2004, 11:18 PM	#2679
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

05-20-2004, 11:19 PM	#2680
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

05-20-2004, 11:20 PM	#2681
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-