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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:36 AM

A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:36 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

A. Artificial intelligence.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:38 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:38 AM

A. A brunette with bad breath.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:39 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

junction · 05-21-2004, 03:39 AM

fuck off.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:39 AM

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:39 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

A. The older they get

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

the easier they are to pick up.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:41 AM

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:41 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:42 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:42 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:43 AM

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:43 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:43 AM

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:43 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:44 AM

A. Play ball!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:44 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:44 AM

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:45 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:45 AM

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:45 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:46 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:46 AM

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:46 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:46 AM

A. Cause it said concentrate.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:47 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:47 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:47 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:48 AM

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:48 AM

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:48 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:49 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:49 AM

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:49 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:50 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:50 AM

A. To keep their ankles warm.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:50 AM

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:51 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:51 AM

A. An interpreter.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:52 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:52 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

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05-21-2004, 03:36 AM	#3101
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Pull the pin and throw it back. *-

05-21-2004, 03:36 AM	#3102
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05-21-2004, 03:37 AM	#3103
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05-21-2004, 03:37 AM	#3106
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Artificial intelligence. *-

05-21-2004, 03:38 AM	#3107
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05-21-2004, 03:38 AM	#3108
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A brunette with bad breath. *-

05-21-2004, 03:39 AM	#3109
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05-21-2004, 03:39 AM	#3110
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05-21-2004, 03:40 AM	#3113
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05-21-2004, 03:40 AM	#3114
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The older they get *-

05-21-2004, 03:40 AM	#3115
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	the easier they are to pick up. *-

05-21-2004, 03:40 AM	#3116
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05-21-2004, 03:41 AM	#3117
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born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

05-21-2004, 03:42 AM	#3119
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05-21-2004, 03:42 AM	#3120
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05-21-2004, 03:43 AM	#3121
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! *-

05-21-2004, 03:43 AM	#3122
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05-21-2004, 03:43 AM	#3123
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05-21-2004, 03:43 AM	#3124
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05-21-2004, 03:44 AM	#3125
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05-21-2004, 03:44 AM	#3126
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05-21-2004, 03:45 AM	#3129
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