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05-21-2004, 12:08 AM
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05-21-2004, 12:08 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
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05-21-2004, 12:10 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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05-21-2004, 12:11 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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05-21-2004, 12:12 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street
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05-21-2004, 12:13 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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she said "Moving."
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05-21-2004, 12:13 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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05-21-2004, 12:14 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says
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05-21-2004, 12:15 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC
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05-21-2004, 12:17 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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05-21-2004, 12:18 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said
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05-21-2004, 12:19 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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What ya doin'?
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05-21-2004, 12:19 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Buying luggage.
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05-21-2004, 12:20 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
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05-21-2004, 12:21 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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05-21-2004, 12:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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05-21-2004, 12:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign
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05-21-2004, 12:24 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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she went home and got 16 friends
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05-21-2004, 12:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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Nice flood! :P
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05-21-2004, 12:25 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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she ran outside with a spoon
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05-21-2004, 12:26 AM
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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05-21-2004, 12:27 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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05-21-2004, 12:28 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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05-21-2004, 12:28 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
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05-21-2004, 12:29 AM
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but its cheap
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05-21-2004, 12:30 AM
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and spreads easy.
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05-21-2004, 12:31 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?
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05-21-2004, 12:32 AM
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A. Between the two of us
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05-21-2004, 12:33 AM
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Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
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05-21-2004, 12:34 AM
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A. By doing the splits.
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05-21-2004, 12:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
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05-21-2004, 12:35 AM
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A. Nothing
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05-21-2004, 12:36 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
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05-21-2004, 12:37 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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05-21-2004, 12:38 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
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05-21-2004, 12:38 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
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yahoo............ i won................ i won ............... i won................
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05-21-2004, 12:39 AM
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A. Humpme Dumpme
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05-21-2004, 12:40 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
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05-21-2004, 12:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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u crazy monkey!
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05-21-2004, 12:40 AM
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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
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05-21-2004, 12:41 AM
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A. They chip their teeth.
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05-21-2004, 12:42 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
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05-21-2004, 12:42 AM
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A. Fertilized
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05-21-2004, 12:43 AM
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
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05-21-2004, 12:44 AM
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A. More headroom
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05-21-2004, 12:45 AM
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A. Because everyone gets a turn.
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05-21-2004, 12:46 AM
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
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05-21-2004, 12:47 AM
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A. The more you bang it
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05-21-2004, 12:48 AM
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the looser it gets!
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05-21-2004, 12:48 AM
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
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