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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:52 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:52 AM

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:53 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:53 AM

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:53 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:54 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:54 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:54 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:55 AM

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:55 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:55 AM

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:55 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:56 AM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:56 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:56 AM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:57 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:57 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:57 AM

A. Their both empty from the neck up

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:58 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:58 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

amaze · 05-21-2004, 03:58 AM

still running wow

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:58 AM

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:59 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:59 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:59 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:59 AM

A. A blow job with handlebars

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:00 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:00 AM

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:01 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:01 AM

A. A golden retriever.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:01 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:02 AM

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:02 AM

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:03 AM

A. It has a stamp on it.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:04 AM

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:04 AM

A. A wine and cheese party!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:05 AM

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:05 AM

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:06 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:06 AM

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:06 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.

Vitasoy · 05-21-2004, 04:07 AM

Good gawd

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:07 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:07 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:08 AM

A. Oh no

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:08 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:09 AM

I'm going to fall again!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:09 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:10 AM

A. There is white out on the screen.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

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05-21-2004, 03:57 AM	#3168
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05-21-2004, 03:58 AM	#3169
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