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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:03 AM

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:03 AM

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

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Corleone · 05-21-2004, 03:03 AM

still on page 1

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:04 AM

A. More leg-room!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:04 AM

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:05 AM

Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:05 AM

A. They chip their teeth.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:06 AM

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:06 AM

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:07 AM

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:07 AM

A. Fertilized

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:08 AM

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:08 AM

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:08 AM

A. More headroom

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:09 AM

Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:09 AM

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:09 AM

Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:10 AM

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:10 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:11 AM

Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:11 AM

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:11 AM

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:11 AM

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:12 AM

A. The more you bang it

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:13 AM

the looser it gets!

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:13 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:13 AM

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:14 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:14 AM

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:15 AM

A. An airbag.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:19 AM

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:19 AM

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:20 AM

A. Bobbing for chips.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:20 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

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born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

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born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

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