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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:34 AM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:34 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:35 AM

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:36 AM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:37 AM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:37 AM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:38 AM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:38 AM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:39 AM

I asked her what she was doing

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:40 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:41 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:41 AM

DING!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:42 AM

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:43 AM

she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:43 AM

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:44 AM

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:44 AM

What ya doin'?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:45 AM

She said

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:46 AM

Buying luggage.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:46 AM

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:47 AM

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:48 AM

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:49 AM

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:50 AM

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:50 AM

she ran outside with a spoon

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:51 AM

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:52 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:52 AM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:53 AM

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:53 AM

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:54 AM

A It's not real bright

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:55 AM

but its cheap

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:55 AM

and spreads easy.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:56 AM

A. Between the two of us

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 02:57 AM

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:57 AM

we can make a lot of money.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:58 AM

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 02:58 AM

Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:58 AM

A. By doing the splits.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 02:59 AM

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:59 AM

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:59 AM

A. Nothing

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 02:59 AM

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:00 AM

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:01 AM

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:01 AM

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:01 AM

Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:02 AM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 03:02 AM

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:02 AM

A. Humpme Dumpme

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05-21-2004, 02:34 AM	#2951
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

05-21-2004, 02:34 AM	#2952
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

05-21-2004, 02:35 AM	#2953
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

05-21-2004, 02:36 AM	#2954
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

05-21-2004, 02:37 AM	#2955
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

05-21-2004, 02:37 AM	#2956
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

05-21-2004, 02:38 AM	#2957
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

05-21-2004, 02:38 AM	#2958
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

05-21-2004, 02:39 AM	#2959
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	I asked her what she was doing *-

05-21-2004, 02:40 AM	#2960
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

05-21-2004, 02:41 AM	#2961
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

05-21-2004, 02:41 AM	#2962
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	DING! *-

05-21-2004, 02:42 AM	#2963
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

05-21-2004, 02:43 AM	#2964
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

05-21-2004, 02:43 AM	#2965
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

05-21-2004, 02:44 AM	#2966
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

05-21-2004, 02:44 AM	#2967
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	What ya doin'? *-

05-21-2004, 02:45 AM	#2968
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	She said *-

05-21-2004, 02:46 AM	#2969
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Buying luggage. *-

05-21-2004, 02:46 AM	#2970
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

05-21-2004, 02:47 AM	#2971
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

05-21-2004, 02:48 AM	#2972
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

05-21-2004, 02:49 AM	#2973
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

05-21-2004, 02:50 AM	#2974
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

05-21-2004, 02:50 AM	#2975
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she ran outside with a spoon *-

05-21-2004, 02:51 AM	#2976
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-

05-21-2004, 02:52 AM	#2977
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

05-21-2004, 02:52 AM	#2978
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

05-21-2004, 02:53 AM	#2979
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

05-21-2004, 02:53 AM	#2980
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-