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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:54 AM

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:55 AM

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:55 AM

A. They spread for the bread.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:56 AM

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:57 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:57 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

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punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 01:58 AM

Jolly Rancher did u have too much candy? LOL

fudpuck · 05-21-2004, 01:58 AM

Die post...die!

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:04 AM

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:05 AM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

thats just sad! LOL

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:05 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:06 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:06 AM

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:07 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:08 AM

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:10 AM

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:10 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:11 AM

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:12 AM

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:12 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:14 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:15 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:16 AM

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:17 AM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:17 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:18 AM

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:19 AM

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:20 AM

she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:21 AM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:22 AM

she took the 22 twice instead.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:22 AM

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:23 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

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SomeCreep · 05-21-2004, 02:24 AM

Its a shame people like Smokey exist.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:25 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:25 AM

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:26 AM

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:26 AM

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:27 AM

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:28 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:28 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:29 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:29 AM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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TheSwed · 05-21-2004, 02:30 AM

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:30 AM

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:31 AM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:31 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:32 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:32 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 02:33 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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05-21-2004, 01:54 AM	#2901
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. *-

05-21-2004, 01:55 AM	#2902
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? *-

05-21-2004, 01:55 AM	#2903
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They spread for the bread. *-

05-21-2004, 01:56 AM	#2904
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

05-21-2004, 01:57 AM	#2905
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-

05-21-2004, 01:57 AM	#2906
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! *-

05-21-2004, 02:04 AM	#2909
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

05-21-2004, 02:05 AM	#2910
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! *-

05-21-2004, 02:05 AM	#2912
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05-21-2004, 02:06 AM	#2913
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-

05-21-2004, 02:06 AM	#2914
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05-21-2004, 02:08 AM	#2916
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." *-

05-21-2004, 02:10 AM	#2917
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. *-

05-21-2004, 02:10 AM	#2918
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-

05-21-2004, 02:11 AM	#2919
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. *-

05-21-2004, 02:12 AM	#2920
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

05-21-2004, 02:12 AM	#2921
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

05-21-2004, 02:14 AM	#2922
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! *-

05-21-2004, 02:15 AM	#2923
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. *-

05-21-2004, 02:16 AM	#2924
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! *-

05-21-2004, 02:17 AM	#2925
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05-21-2004, 02:17 AM	#2926
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05-21-2004, 02:18 AM	#2927
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05-21-2004, 02:19 AM	#2928
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05-21-2004, 02:20 AM	#2929
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05-21-2004, 02:21 AM	#2930
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

05-21-2004, 02:22 AM	#2931
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she took the 22 twice instead. *-

05-21-2004, 02:22 AM	#2932
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

05-21-2004, 02:23 AM	#2933
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-