1000 :glugglug

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

:thumbsup :Graucho

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
GWB

Congrats! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. hahahaha Stubble


:1orglaugh :glugglug

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

GWB

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.:evil-laug :tongue:

love the sig

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

GWB

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards. :1orglaugh :warning :Graucho

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."

GWB

:helpme

Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music! :GFYBand

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :mad: :ak47: *-

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. :Graucho

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

GWB

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from. :warning :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I asked her what she was doing :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger :evil-laug :Hollering

she said "Moving." :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

:1orglaugh :Graucho

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. :thumbsup :Graucho

Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare. :Graucho :1orglaugh

It's impossible this thread !!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister. :Graucho ehehe

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

GWB

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter :thumbsup :warning

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

:thumbsup :Graucho

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."


GWB

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair. :Graucho

Well i'll be back later ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

daaaaaaaaamn LOL

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :1orglaugh :Graucho *-