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Old 05-21-2004, 03:26 PM   #5001
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:27 PM   #5003
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:27 PM   #5004
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. . . you clean your house with a water hose. lol
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:27 PM   #5005
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When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:28 PM   #5006
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:28 PM   #5007
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. . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? lol
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:28 PM   #5008
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:28 PM   #5009
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #5010
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. . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. LMAO
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #5011
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #5012
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. . . you pawned your grandfather's pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #5013
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A. Their both empty from the neck up
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:30 PM   #5014
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:30 PM   #5015
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. . . you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:30 PM   #5016
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:30 PM   #5017
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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:30 PM   #5018
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:31 PM   #5019
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:31 PM   #5020
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:32 PM   #5021
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:32 PM   #5022
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:32 PM   #5023
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:33 PM   #5024
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:33 PM   #5025
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:33 PM   #5026
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:33 PM   #5027
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:34 PM   #5028
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:34 PM   #5029
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:35 PM   #5031
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:36 PM   #5032
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:37 PM   #5033
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:38 PM   #5034
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:39 PM   #5036
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:40 PM   #5041
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