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05-21-2004, 06:22 PM
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 and down the throat  |
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05-21-2004, 06:23 PM
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 WWhat is the difference between a whore  |
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05-21-2004, 06:23 PM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:24 PM
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 you lose interest...  |
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05-21-2004, 06:24 PM
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 a nimpho  |
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05-21-2004, 06:24 PM
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 Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:25 PM
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The whore says  |
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05-21-2004, 06:25 PM
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Aren't you done yet?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:26 PM
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 Are you done ALREADY?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:27 PM
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 And the blonde says |
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05-21-2004, 06:28 PM
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Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige...  |
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05-21-2004, 06:29 PM
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 I've use up all my sick days |
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05-21-2004, 06:30 PM
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 so I'm calling in dead.  |
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05-21-2004, 06:30 PM
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 I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work |
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05-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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or early.  |
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05-21-2004, 06:32 PM
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Confirmed User
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damn still going
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05-21-2004, 06:32 PM
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 Over the lips |
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05-21-2004, 06:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 WWhat is the difference between a whore  |
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05-21-2004, 06:34 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 a nimpho |
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05-21-2004, 06:34 PM
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and a blonde?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:35 PM
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 Aren't you done yet?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:36 PM
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The nimpho says :D |
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05-21-2004, 06:37 PM
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And the blonde says |
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05-21-2004, 06:38 PM
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Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige...  |
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05-21-2004, 06:38 PM
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 I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. |
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05-21-2004, 06:39 PM
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 I've use up all my sick days |
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05-21-2004, 06:40 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work |
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05-21-2004, 06:41 PM
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or early. |
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05-21-2004, 06:41 PM
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I guess it'd be idiotic of me to assume that the rest of you guys will leave.
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05-21-2004, 06:41 PM
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Confirmed User
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wild
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05-21-2004, 06:41 PM
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 Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win. |
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05-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... |
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05-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? |
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05-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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 Over the lips  |
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05-21-2004, 06:43 PM
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A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" |
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05-21-2004, 06:43 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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WWhat is the difference between a whore |
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05-21-2004, 06:44 PM
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 a nimpho |
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05-21-2004, 06:44 PM
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A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.  |
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05-21-2004, 06:45 PM
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Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?  |
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05-21-2004, 06:45 PM
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It was so cold  |
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05-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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 the town flasher ran up and described himself. |
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05-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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 Q: What's a wife? |
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05-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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 A: An attachment you screw on the bed |
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05-21-2004, 06:47 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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05-21-2004, 06:47 PM
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 to get the housework done.  |
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05-21-2004, 06:48 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? |
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05-21-2004, 06:48 PM
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' |
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05-21-2004, 06:48 PM
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For sale : Twin beds |
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05-21-2004, 06:49 PM
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 Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? |
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