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Old 05-21-2004, 04:58 PM   #5301
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17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:59 PM   #5302
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:59 PM   #5303
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:59 PM   #5304
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:59 PM   #5305
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:59 PM   #5306
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:00 PM   #5307
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:00 PM   #5308
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:00 PM   #5309
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5310
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5311
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5312
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My GOD!!... some just blew up the freakin work bathroom.. nasty
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5313
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5314
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #5315
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:02 PM   #5316
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I work with this guy and is on crack all day or something... no x-mas presents for him this year.
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:02 PM   #5317
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:02 PM   #5318
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:02 PM   #5319
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:02 PM   #5320
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:03 PM   #5323
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:03 PM   #5325
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:04 PM   #5327
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:04 PM   #5330
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