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05-21-2004, 12:32 PM
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:D Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
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05-21-2004, 12:33 PM
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Q. Why is a blondes favorite car a BMW?
A. Because she can spell it!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-21-2004, 12:33 PM
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 Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"  |
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05-21-2004, 12:34 PM
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Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:34 PM
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 A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....  |
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05-21-2004, 12:34 PM
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter and still come back for more.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:34 PM
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 Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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Q. What do you get when you cross a democrat with a pig?
A. Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer. |
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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 A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!  |
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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can I get a joke plz
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for." |
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05-21-2004, 12:36 PM
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A. "Way to go team!" |
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05-21-2004, 12:36 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans. |
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05-21-2004, 12:37 PM
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A man walks in to a butcher shop and he asks "What did you do with your assistant?"
"I killed him!!" "Why!?", asked the man. "Well, I caught himsticking his dick in the bacon slicer!" "What did you do with your bacon slicer?" "I killed her as well!"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 12:37 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside. |
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05-21-2004, 12:37 PM
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:37 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)" |
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05-21-2004, 12:38 PM
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 A. FULL  |
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05-21-2004, 12:38 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up. |
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05-21-2004, 12:38 PM
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 Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:39 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the Force isn't the only thing that runs in your family. |
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05-21-2004, 12:39 PM
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.  |
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05-21-2004, 12:40 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Hank Williams Jr. "master". |
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05-21-2004, 12:40 PM
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this thread has ne end end so there won`t be any winner
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05-21-2004, 12:40 PM
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 Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? |
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05-21-2004, 12:40 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your landspeeder has a gun rack. |
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05-21-2004, 12:41 PM
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 A. So she could lip read. :D |
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05-21-2004, 12:41 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you meditate to old CCR records. |
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05-21-2004, 12:42 PM
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 A. You get to park in the handicap zone.  |
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05-21-2004, 12:42 PM
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 Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? |
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05-21-2004, 12:42 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy. |
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05-21-2004, 12:43 PM
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05-21-2004, 12:43 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever said, "Anger...Fear...Aggression...Yankees...the dark side are they." |
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05-21-2004, 12:44 PM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? |
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05-21-2004, 12:44 PM
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Q. How do blondes carpool?
A. They all drive to work and meet in the parking lot!
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05-21-2004, 12:44 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your X-Wing has a still in it. |
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05-21-2004, 12:44 PM
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:44 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base. |
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05-21-2004, 12:45 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid. |
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05-21-2004, 12:45 PM
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 A. Butter is difficult to spread. |
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05-21-2004, 12:46 PM
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? |
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05-21-2004, 12:46 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them. |
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05-21-2004, 12:46 PM
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back.  |
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05-21-2004, 12:47 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock. |
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05-21-2004, 12:47 PM
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  |
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05-21-2004, 12:48 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill. |
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05-21-2004, 12:48 PM
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? |
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