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05-21-2004, 10:48 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
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05-21-2004, 10:48 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
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05-21-2004, 10:49 AM
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A: They think their picture is being taken.
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05-21-2004, 10:49 AM
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Q: Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
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05-21-2004, 10:49 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
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05-21-2004, 10:50 AM
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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05-21-2004, 10:50 AM
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Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
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05-21-2004, 10:51 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
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05-21-2004, 10:51 AM
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A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.
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05-21-2004, 10:51 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
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05-21-2004, 10:51 AM
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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05-21-2004, 10:52 AM
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Q: Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
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05-21-2004, 10:52 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
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05-21-2004, 10:52 AM
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A: She couldn't learn the route.
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05-21-2004, 10:53 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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05-21-2004, 10:53 AM
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A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
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05-21-2004, 10:54 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
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05-21-2004, 10:54 AM
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A: Bigfoot's been sighted.
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05-21-2004, 10:54 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
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05-21-2004, 10:55 AM
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Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
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05-21-2004, 10:56 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
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05-21-2004, 10:56 AM
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A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
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05-21-2004, 10:56 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
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05-21-2004, 10:57 AM
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A: A wind tunnel.
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05-21-2004, 10:57 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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A: A dope ring.
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown?
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05-21-2004, 10:58 AM
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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05-21-2004, 10:59 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
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05-21-2004, 10:59 AM
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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05-21-2004, 10:59 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.
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05-21-2004, 11:00 AM
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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow?
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05-21-2004, 11:00 AM
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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05-21-2004, 11:00 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
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05-21-2004, 11:01 AM
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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05-21-2004, 11:01 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
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05-21-2004, 11:01 AM
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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05-21-2004, 11:02 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
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05-21-2004, 11:02 AM
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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05-21-2004, 11:03 AM
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If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
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05-21-2004, 11:03 AM
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This thread will never ends !
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05-21-2004, 11:03 AM
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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05-21-2004, 11:03 AM
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 Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :D |
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05-21-2004, 11:04 AM
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How did a fool and his money get together?
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05-21-2004, 11:04 AM
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 it's not time.  |
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05-21-2004, 11:04 AM
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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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05-21-2004, 11:05 AM
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