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05-21-2004, 01:34 PM
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Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
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 A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis |
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
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looks like its still open
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
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Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
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 it's not time.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have the words "Foxy Lady" or a playboy bunny painted on your land speeder. |
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05-21-2004, 01:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?  |
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05-21-2004, 01:36 PM
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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:36 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you bought hanging air fresheners for your friend's X-Wing at Christmas time. |
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05-21-2004, 01:36 PM
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 A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...  |
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05-21-2004, 01:37 PM
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 Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?  |
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05-21-2004, 01:37 PM
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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use the "O" on stop signs to sight in your new blaster. |
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05-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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A: Make him the designated driver.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:39 PM
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Q: What's green and bounces off the walls?  |
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05-21-2004, 01:39 PM
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It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:39 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you wished that Admiral Ackbar was swimming in the pond on your farm back home. |
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05-21-2004, 01:40 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call the Emporer "That old ugly dude in the house coat."  |
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05-21-2004, 01:40 PM
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 Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?  |
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05-21-2004, 01:40 PM
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Profile For Jolly Rancher Search for all posts by this user.
Date Registered: 05-17-2004 Status: Too lazy to set a custom title Total Posts: 1289 (280.63 posts per day) |
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05-21-2004, 01:41 PM
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 A. He just bends over the pages....  |
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05-21-2004, 01:41 PM
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fucking bots
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05-21-2004, 01:41 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your favorite bar caters primarily to smugglers and bounty hunters.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:41 PM
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05-21-2004, 01:42 PM
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A. Pour Gas on a Cat  |
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05-21-2004, 01:42 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think that Jabba the Hutt really knows how to pick up good looking chicks. |
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05-21-2004, 01:42 PM
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and throw a match at it........ WOOF.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:43 PM
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 A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day  |
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05-21-2004, 01:43 PM
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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:43 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you've got a stuffed womp rat from Begger's Canyon on your mantle.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:44 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your initiation into the Rebellion required parallel parking the Millenium Falcon.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:44 PM
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 Q. What did the sea say to the shore? |
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05-21-2004, 01:45 PM
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Old Indian Trick
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time."Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same.Says "You telling time?"yup" "how can you tell time like that?" Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow".Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating.Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:45 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you've ever given someone a wedgie by using the force.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:45 PM
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so you like it here
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05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? |
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05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you're flying a ship that has no original parts.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer. The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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A. You play at the top and finger the bottom...  |
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05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . parts of a TIE fighter you blew up hang as a trophy in your living room. |
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05-21-2004, 01:47 PM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? |
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05-21-2004, 01:47 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your blind date was arranged through an invitation written on a cantina napkin. |
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05-21-2004, 01:48 PM
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A. After withdrawal |
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05-21-2004, 01:48 PM
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What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:48 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . people mistake your house for a jawa used droids and speeder parts dealership.  |
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05-21-2004, 01:49 PM
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Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?  |
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05-21-2004, 01:49 PM
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Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 01:49 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the cake at your wedding was sliced with a light saber. |
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