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#5251 |
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I need a sig... who should I be a whore for?
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I am the last person. I swear it!!
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After shot blow your bumba claat to smithereens
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I can't believe this shit is still going
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever been asked to leave Shoney's all-you-can-eat breakfast. |
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#5257 |
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Time stop, flyin' guillotines
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Maybe I'll be a silvercash whore.. only if i can get a cool sig thingy with a dancing man on it.
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#5262 |
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Commin for your flock
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
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#5266 |
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What you mean you spilled the beans, ay?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever stolen toilet paper. lol |
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8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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Black out and thought I seen pop
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9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding. ![]() |
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#5274 |
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#5275 |
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Lazer beam glock
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10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
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11. If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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#5279 |
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Whats a bird to a brother with a flock, wha?
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#5281 |
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I need to pee... does anyone read these things?
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#5282 |
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They got some nerve
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12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work. |
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#5287 |
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To even try and shit a turd
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage. |
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13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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On John J, flap a nigga gate
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14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out. |
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15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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#5295 |
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With the wordplay
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#5297 |
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Hot Nik shoot you with the gift
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16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. |
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