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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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:waaaaahh A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips... :moon
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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:Buck: Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman? :Buck:
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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:pimp A: Make him the designated driver. :thefinger
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What do they use to ship styrofoam?
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plz post some more here
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:Hollering A: Ric O'Shea!! :BangBang:
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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:1orglaugh Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? :D
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Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
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damn Jolly Rancher 500+ post in a day WOW
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:spawn A. He just bends over the pages.... :smokin
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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:NopeNope Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog? :2 cents:
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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:NopeNope A. Pour Gas on a Cat :Kissmy
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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way to go :helpme
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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ok go on
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hm.. wonder if that will be US or CA dollars?
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:D Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? :question
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:helpme A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :tongue:
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:eatmouse Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :repuke
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:Buck: A. Nothing...it just waved. :stop
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:stoned Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :Graucho
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:rainfro Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :sleep
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