:stop A. More headroom :hi

YES:Graucho

Funny

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"

The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!"

The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please"

The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a library!"

The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!

:rainfro A. Because everyone gets a turn. :moon

Screw this I give up
for now :) Ill try back later I guess

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None it should be open when the woman brings it.

:sadcrying Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :ugone2far

Yo moma is just like a big mac... full of fat and only worth a buck!

:disgust A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :Graucho

Q.What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

A. All you can eat under a buck

:rainfro A. The more you bang it :ticking

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A. You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

:ticking the looser it gets! :boid

Am I the last one yet?

Q. What's the difference between a blond and a brick?

A. When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around

Q. If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane who would hit the ground first?

A.The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

:Note Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :evil-laug

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :tongue:

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A. The blonde works in the dark

:drinkup A. An airbag. :question

Q. What does a blonde an a computer have in common?

A. You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

:Note A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :xomunch

:eatmouse Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :ugone2far

Ok the contest is over I was told I was the last person :)

:angel Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :Kissmy

:cool-as-a A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :eatmouse

Q. What Do you get when you put a blonde in a freezer?

A. A frosted Flake

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking

:Kissmy Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :ak47:

Q. What do turtles and blondes have in common?

A. Once there on their back they're screwed.

:evil-laug A. Bobbing for chips. :boid

Three blondes walk into a building... Damn, you would think at least one of them saw it.

:GFYBand Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :Kissmy

Wow Jolly Rancher really wants to win this. lol

that's funny!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q. What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?

A. Bonds mature, blondes don't.

:xomunch A. Brain tumor. :sadcrying

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."

When he heard this, the other child started to cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"I'm here for a urine test."