Q: whats the shortest joke in the world??

he is a pimp player

3.99$

:Kissmy Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? :warning

Baby seal walks into a club !!!

:angel A: $3.99 a minute. :xomunch

:pimp Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? :repuke

:2 cents: Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead? :2 cents:

:NopeNope A: The sex is the same but you get the remote. :Buck:

NO :winkwink:

:question Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage :pimp

:Oh crap Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you :cool-as-a

:fart what have you done wrong? :stoned

:fart A: Made her chain too long. :Kissmy

:BangBang: Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? :Grrrrrr

:stop Q. Why are men like public toilets? :glugglug

:321GFY A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of crap :angel

My eyes hurt

:mad: Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? :sleep

:Hollering A. If you lay them properly the first time :pimp

:BangBang: :( :1orglaugh :Graucho

:xomunch you can walk all over them for life :cool-as-a

:Buck: Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? :eek7

:eyecrazy Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive :smokin

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.

dude

:question caring and good-looking? :boid

One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, ''I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.''

The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.

''Well I'll tell you,'' replied the man, ''If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.''

:karaoke A: Because those men already have boyfriends. :321GFY

:D A. A padded headboard. :tongue:

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

:mad: Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm? :thumbsup

:spawn A. Because men fake foreplay. :thumbsup

:Kissmy A. After a year :angel

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.

"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.

"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"

:eek7 Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :Grrrrrr

:1orglaugh

:2 cents: but its cheap :disgust

:mad: and spreads easy. :mad:

:D Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :hi