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05-21-2004, 08:43 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:44 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:44 AM
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WOW, your kicking ass. 212 post per day average
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05-21-2004, 08:45 AM
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A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
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05-21-2004, 08:45 AM
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damn!
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05-21-2004, 08:46 AM
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A. Oh no
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05-21-2004, 08:46 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm going to fall again!
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05-21-2004, 08:46 AM
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I gotta pick up the pace here
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05-21-2004, 08:47 AM
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A. There is white out on the screen.
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05-21-2004, 08:48 AM
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hehehe
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05-21-2004, 08:48 AM
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A. Open 24 hours a day.
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05-21-2004, 08:49 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A. To feed the toilet duck!
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05-21-2004, 08:50 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?
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05-21-2004, 08:51 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:51 AM
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Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?
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05-21-2004, 08:52 AM
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A. practice.
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05-21-2004, 08:52 AM
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why?
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05-21-2004, 08:53 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:53 AM
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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
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05-21-2004, 08:54 AM
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A. To cover the valve stem.
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05-21-2004, 08:55 AM
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A. It takes too long to retrain them.
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05-21-2004, 08:56 AM
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Ok, time for lunch. Later.
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05-21-2004, 08:56 AM
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A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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05-21-2004, 08:57 AM
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A. They spread for the bread.
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05-21-2004, 08:58 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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05-21-2004, 08:59 AM
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.
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05-21-2004, 08:59 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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05-21-2004, 08:59 AM
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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.
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05-21-2004, 09:00 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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05-21-2004, 09:00 AM
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"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.
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05-21-2004, 09:00 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:01 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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05-21-2004, 09:01 AM
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"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.
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05-21-2004, 09:01 AM
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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.
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05-21-2004, 09:02 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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05-21-2004, 09:02 AM
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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.
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05-21-2004, 09:03 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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05-21-2004, 09:03 AM
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"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..."
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05-21-2004, 09:03 AM
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.
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05-21-2004, 09:04 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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05-21-2004, 09:04 AM
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.
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05-21-2004, 09:04 AM
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright.
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05-21-2004, 09:05 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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05-21-2004, 09:05 AM
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson.
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05-21-2004, 09:06 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:06 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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05-21-2004, 09:06 AM
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.
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05-21-2004, 09:07 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:07 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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05-21-2004, 09:08 AM
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.
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