:fart Darling. :Buck:

Huh this htread will die with gfy only :1orglaugh

:mad: Why do women get periods? :karaoke

:evil-laug Because they deserve them. :NopeNope

:321GFY Why did the punk cross the road? :warning

:zzwhip Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :eyecrazy

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

:drinkup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :eek2

:fart Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :disgust

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

:eek2 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :thumbsup

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

:Buck: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :sleep

:waaaaahh A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :Note

not much going on here tonight, except a bunch o whorin

:waaaaahh The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :zzwhip

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

hehehe

:BangBang: The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :thefinger

I win. No one else needs to post.

Nice one :1orglaugh

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"

:xomunch The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :1orglaugh

:Graucho 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :Kissmy

Not sure if Smokey agrees.. :Graucho

:2 cents: What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :girl

:rainfro A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :2 cents:

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

:Buck: What's brown and sticky? :question

:thumbsup A stick. :GFYBand

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

Rick James is a badass!! His jams are priceless

:BangBang: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :waaaaahh

:rainfro You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :NopeNope

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

I'd say beware of the pitbulls... :BangBang:

I shoulda started posting here a long time ago

:sleep It was so cold :xomunch

:smokin the town flasher ran up and described himself. :disgust

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

:pimp A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :waaaaahh

george lopez is hilarious

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

:1orglaugh Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :GFYBand

:Grrrrrr How do you tell an old man? :glugglug

:tongue: It isn't hard. :NopeNope

This thread is literally never going to end, there are like 7 postbots going nuts here lol

:GFYBand so she took them to the taxodermist :Graucho

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."