You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use Jawas for a drink holders.

:arcadefre A. A brunette with bad breath. :disgust

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

:repuke A. The older they get :moon

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D.

:tongue: the easier they are to pick up. :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.

:stop Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :Graucho

:GFYBand A. She opens the car door. :thefinger

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.

:waaaaahh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :Graucho

Smokey can u come over and put your tongue in my asshole?

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

:eatmouse A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :2 cents:

Kill them all' ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:Graucho Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :disgust

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. :)

:tongue: A. Play ball! :girl

:321GFY Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :mad:

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. :Graucho

:1orglaugh A. You always hear about them but never see them. :ak47:

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . . you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. :thumbsup

:thefinger Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :angel

spank me

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets. :helpme

:Buck: A. Cause it said concentrate. :Kissmy

spank me hard

:fart Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :winkwink:

harder

:ugone2far A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :evil-laug

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling. :hi

that was pretty bad

:rasta Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :zzwhip

:stop A. The joystick is wet. :thumbsup

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot." :Oh crap

:eek7 Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :moon

lool bad

:ticking A. To keep their ankles warm. :angel

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had your R2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light. :eek2

ok done talking to the bots for right now

:stoned Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :ugone2far

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery. :evil-laug

:rainfro A. An interpreter. :waaaaahh

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you beat the Gammorean Guard in an "ugly" contest. :repuke

:girl A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :Grrrrrr

:ak47: Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :Graucho

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father's name is Garth Vader. :D

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids. :thumbsup

:Oh crap A. She sold her car for it... :thefinger