:D Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :Hollering

Q. Why is a blondes favorite car a BMW?

A. Because she can spell it!

:rainfro Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :ak47:

Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?

A. You put a little boogie in it!

:karaoke A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :helpme

Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter and still come back for more.

:sadcrying Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :Grrrrrr

Q. What do you get when you cross a democrat with a pig?

A. Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.

:waaaaahh A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :1orglaugh

can I get a joke plz :helpme

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

:waaaaahh Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :winkwink:

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for."

:Grrrrrr A. "Way to go team!" :waaaaahh

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.

A man walks in to a butcher shop and he asks "What did you do with your assistant?"

"I killed him!!"

"Why!?", asked the man.

"Well, I caught himsticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"

"What did you do with your bacon slicer?"

"I killed her as well!"

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside.

:karaoke Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :eek7

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"

:Buck: A. FULL :Graucho

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up.

:question Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :Note

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the Force isn't the only thing that runs in your family.

:karaoke A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :tongue:

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Hank Williams Jr. "master".

this thread has ne end end so there won`t be any winner:winkwink:

:321GFY Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your landspeeder has a gun rack.

:boid A. So she could lip read. :D

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you meditate to old CCR records.

:Oh crap A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :hi

:GFYBand Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :GFYBand

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.

:arcadefre A. Pregnant :stoned

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever said, "Anger...Fear...Aggression...Yankees...the dark side are they."

:tongue: Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :boid

Q. How do blondes carpool?

A. They all drive to work and meet in the parking lot!

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your X-Wing has a still in it.

:warning A. Not everyone has been in a 747? :pimp

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid.

:eyecrazy A. Butter is difficult to spread. :GFYBand

:question Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :Graucho

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them.

:rainfro A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang:

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock.

:hi Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :ticking

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.

:Hollering Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :Buck: