A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :mad: :ak47: *-

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.

Top Ten Way Saddam Hussein Celebrated His 67th Birthday

10. Entertained by stripper dressed as U.N. inspector

9. Visits from wives 1, 3 and 12 and Sean Penn

8. Arranged fleas on his chest to form number "67"

7. Thanked Allah he wasn't drafted by the San Diego Chargers

6. Wondered why Uday and Qusay haven't called

5. Spent a little time in the "spider-hole," if you know what I mean

4. Folded old death warrants into festive birthday hats

3. Cellmate popped out of giant falafel

2. Realized he's one year closer to going to hell

1. Pretty much just sat there

A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

A. Pregnant :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

LOLOL

:1orglaugh

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."

:1orglaugh

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

nasty hahaha

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

A. Artificial intelligence. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, ''Ocean Cruise Only 5$.''
She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper. The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the secretary. The secretary looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper. She nods to the him. He stands up and knocks the blonde unconscious.

When the blonde wakes up she''s tied to a log and is floating down river. She starts to think that this was a bad idea. When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde) tied to a log floating right next to her, she says, "So do you think they''re going to serve us some food on this trip?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

A. A brunette with bad breath. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: They're both screwed on their back

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."