"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

A It's not real bright :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Fancy a quick drink?
Beer, as all alcoholic drinks, is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, then defecating. This bacterial excrement is called alcohol.

but its cheap :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Make mine a double.
The worlds strongest beer is 'Samuel Adams' Triple Bock, which has reached 17% alcohol by volume. To obtain this level, however, they had to use a champagne yeast.

and spreads easy. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

still going and going

Purple Haze

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

we can make a lot of money. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. By doing the splits. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :mad: :ak47: *-

Stop bumpping this thread!

A. Nothing :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

they haven't met! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Okay.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. Humpme Dumpme :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

A. More leg-room! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

:Graucho

Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

A. They chip their teeth. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

A. Fertilized :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

A. More headroom :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

A. Because everyone gets a turn. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!