Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

LOL

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

A. Brain tumor. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Late Show Top Ten Cool Things About Pitching A Perfect Game

10. "After this, I can go 0-15 for the year and honestly not give a crap"

9. "My pre-game dinner at Denny's tonight? On the house!"

8. "Shows everyone that even though I'm 40, I can still...I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought"

7. "Cool to get congratulatory call from the President, even though he kept calling me "Larry"

6. "Can walk up to guys who've thrown no-hitters and whisper, "Loser"

5. "All the pine tar I can eat!"

4. "Your catcher hugs you and it feels kinda...nice"

3. "Maybe people will finally forget about the time I killed that bird"

2. "It's just one more thing about me that's perfect, am I right, ladies?"

1. "George Steinbrenner just offered me a billion dollars to sign with the yankees"

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :eek7 :evil-laug *-

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

A. "Way to go team!" :eek7 :evil-laug *-

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Hooters

10. "Hi, I'm Tammi, I'll be your waitress"

9. "Wanna lick my mustache? It's hot and spicy"

8. "Don't worry, your waitress is taking a load of Penicillin. I'm sure she's not contagious"

7. "You ordered the Raccoon, right?"

6. "See if you can tell which one on of these I sneezed on"

5. "You better give me a good tip or I'll break your legs"

4. "Here's your chicken fingers, and here's your lipitor"

3. "You look at my daughter again and I'll deep fry your face"

2. "Hey for $10 you can see me in one of these outfits"

1. "Here's your wet nap"

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.