"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."

GWB

DING! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.

:smokin

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.

she has to lick other people's fingers! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
Charles Pierce.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo is a mamma?

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.

What ya doin'? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

LOL

She said :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Buying luggage. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Congrats on the 1000 Jolly Rancher :thumbsup

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

she went home and got 16 friends :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

:1orglaugh

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.

she grabbed a spoon?

she ran outside with a spoon :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :mad: :ak47: *-