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Old 05-21-2004, 09:56 PM   #6151
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:57 PM   #6153
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:57 PM   #6155
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Because it would look silly with six inches.
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:58 PM   #6156
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:58 PM   #6157
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:58 PM   #6158
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:59 PM   #6159
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:00 PM   #6160
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:00 PM   #6161
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:00 PM   #6162
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:01 PM   #6163
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Because they deserve them.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:01 PM   #6164
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:01 PM   #6165
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:02 PM   #6166
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:02 PM   #6167
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:02 PM   #6168
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:03 PM   #6169
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:03 PM   #6170
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:03 PM   #6171
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:04 PM   #6172
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:04 PM   #6173
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:04 PM   #6176
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:05 PM   #6177
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:06 PM   #6178
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:06 PM   #6180
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:07 PM   #6181
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:07 PM   #6182
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:07 PM   #6183
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:08 PM   #6185
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:10 PM   #6187
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:10 PM   #6189
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:11 PM   #6190
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:12 PM   #6193
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:13 PM   #6194
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:14 PM   #6197
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:14 PM   #6198
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:15 PM   #6200
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