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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:58 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 06:59 AM

From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:00 AM

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:00 AM

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:01 AM

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:01 AM

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

The zombies were having fun

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

The party had just begun

JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

The guests included Wolfman

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

Dracula and his son

JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:04 AM

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:04 AM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:04 AM

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:04 AM

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:05 AM

With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:05 AM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:06 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:07 AM

(They did the mash)

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:07 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:08 AM

They did the Monster Mash

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:08 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:08 AM

It was a graveyard smash

JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:09 AM

(It was a smash)

Brad Mitchell · 05-21-2004, 07:09 AM

An interesting idea but still a retarded thread.

Brad

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:09 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:10 AM

It caught on in a flash

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:10 AM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:10 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:11 AM

Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:12 AM

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:12 AM

Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:12 AM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:13 AM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:13 AM

The "Do Not Adjust Your Set" and "The Peel

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:13 AM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:14 AM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:14 AM

Sessions" versions of this song are basically

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:15 AM

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:15 AM

the same as this, with some very minor lyrics

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:15 AM

I asked her what she was doing

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:15 AM

differences (and ending, as mentioned later).

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:16 AM

she said "Moving."

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:16 AM

*The F# (And D#) chords indicated by '*' are

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:16 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:17 AM

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says

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JamesK · 05-21-2004, 07:17 AM

just brief linking chords, and strictly don't

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 07:18 AM

DING!

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05-21-2004, 06:59 AM	#3502
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05-21-2004, 07:00 AM	#3504
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	To the master bedroom where the vampires feast __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:01 AM	#3506
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	The ghouls all came from their humble abodes __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:02 AM	#3507
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	The zombies were having fun __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:02 AM	#3510
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	The party had just begun __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 06:58 AM	#3501
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead *-

05-21-2004, 07:00 AM	#3503
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes *-

05-21-2004, 07:01 AM	#3505
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

05-21-2004, 07:02 AM	#3508
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. *-

05-21-2004, 07:02 AM	#3509
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

05-21-2004, 07:03 AM	#3511
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	The guests included Wolfman __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:03 AM	#3512
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! *-

05-21-2004, 07:03 AM	#3513
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Dracula and his son __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:04 AM	#3514
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:04 AM	#3515
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

05-21-2004, 07:04 AM	#3516
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:04 AM	#3517
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. *-

05-21-2004, 07:05 AM	#3518
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:05 AM	#3519
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

05-21-2004, 07:06 AM	#3520
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

05-21-2004, 07:07 AM	#3521
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	(They did the mash) __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:07 AM	#3522
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

05-21-2004, 07:08 AM	#3523
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	They did the Monster Mash __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:08 AM	#3524
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

05-21-2004, 07:08 AM	#3525
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	It was a graveyard smash __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:09 AM	#3526
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	(It was a smash) __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:09 AM	#3527
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	An interesting idea but still a retarded thread. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

05-21-2004, 07:09 AM	#3528
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. *-

05-21-2004, 07:10 AM	#3529
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	It caught on in a flash __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:10 AM	#3530
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

05-21-2004, 07:10 AM	#3531
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

05-21-2004, 07:11 AM	#3532
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:12 AM	#3533
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! *-

05-21-2004, 07:12 AM	#3534
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

05-21-2004, 07:12 AM	#3535
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-